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老婆出走

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救呀媽/老婆?

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合資格90後 ・2016-07-25

女方 : 如果你呀媽同我一齊跌落海,你會先救邊個? 呢個問題,如果你上網搵答案,會發現一堆神回覆,例如: 女: 如果我同你呀媽同時跌落海,你先救邊個? 男:放心,我媽識游水,會順便拉埋你上岸。 女: 咁如果一定要你落水呢? 男:咁你死梗,我唔識游水,我媽肯定救我先。 但如果呢個問題活生生擺喺你眼前,睇怕到時手掌係肉,右手又係肉,全身都係肉,真係笑都笑唔出喇。 話說河北有個男人,知道有洪水來襲,立即返屋企救人,但由於呀媽同妻兒分開住,結果佢選擇先救住得較遠嘅母親,正當折返之際,洪水來襲,被迫等到第二日再救出妻兒,結果返到屋企,妻兒都經已嚇破膽企喺屋頂避洪,而自此之後,老婆就唔再開口講野,待洪水完全散去之後,妻子更憤然攞走屋企2千蚊帶埋小朋友離家出走。 如果係你,你又會點揀? 圖片來源 : 網絡圖片